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When will I learn? The answers to life’s problems aren’t at the bottom of a bottle, they’re on TV!

The Internet King? I wonder if he could provide faster nudity… Son, when you participate in sporting events, it’s not whether you win or lose: it’s how drunk you get. Save me, Jeebus. Mrs. Krabappel and Principal Skinner were in the closet making babies and I saw one of the babies and then the baby looked at me.

I’ll be back. You can’t keep the Democrats out of the White House forever, and when they get in, I’m back on the streets, with all my criminal buddies.
Weaseling out of things is important to learn. It’s what separates us from the animals…except the weasel.
Kids, kids. I’m not going to die. That only happens to bad people.



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